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scif_yarSpeculate later, not in front of them.
So, Viper's beef killed your cousin then, eh?
What? That wasn't speculation.
That was a statement of potential fact.
So, Viper's beef killed your cousin then, eh?
What? That wasn't speculation.
That was a statement of potential fact.
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Date: 2022-06-13 11:58 am (UTC)- Ser Bronn, when Ser Mandon opens his mouth again, kill him. See, that was a threat.
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Date: 2022-06-13 12:05 pm (UTC)Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I close my eyes, but I can still see her tits bouncing.
When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage, I made the bald man cry, into the turtle stew! Which I do believe my sister ate, at least I hope she did.
\ Cersei Lannister: “A bit of a comedown from the chamber of the Hand. But then I don't suppose you need much room.”
Tyrion Lannister: “Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees.
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Date: 2022-06-13 12:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-06-13 12:54 pm (UTC)"We all bloody die. except for this one here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvILT4w8mOM